“Lose one friend, Lose all friends, Lose yourself." -boy meets world
I feel like teenage boys act more like teenage girls than teenage girls do.
Don’t ever try to justify yourself as the ‘better’ girl. Don’t try to find yourself as prettier, funnier, smarter, or in any way don’t put yourself above any other girl. You are not the best girl. There is no ‘best’ girl. We’re all the best girls and life isn’t a beauty or charisma contest. Be happy to be you, and let all the other girls be happy to be them :)
Respect girls who do not care about “virginity” because it’s a social construct.
Respect girls who want to save themselves to make their sexual debut a blockbuster with someone special.
Respect girls who don’t want sex at all.
Cover girl
or uncover girl, its your choice
a teenage girl sits at her laptop. she opens tumblr and types a new text post “most girls like one direction… but i don’t!! punk bands are wayyyyy better”
suddenly, a trophy falls from the sky. the girl has done it. she is the most unique girl in the entire world. a choir of angels writes a hymn exalting her superiority to the rest of humanity.
earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them
i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do
boys have to deal with girls on their periods
shove a cactus in your anus buddy
man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.
if someone tells a joke and a white girl doesnt get offended did it even happen
This is really fucking racist. Not ALL white girls are really annoying and prissy and offended easily oh my god just shut up
found a white girl
infinite---innocence
sorry
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